Johnson Controls International plc is an American, Irish-domiciled multinational conglomerate headquartered in Cork, Ireland, that produces fire, HVAC, and security equipment for buildings. As of mid-2019, it employed 105,000 people in around 2,000 locations across six continents. In 2017 it was listed as 389th in the Fortune Global 500. It became ineligible for the Fortune 500 in subsequent years since it relocated its headquarters outside the U.S.
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Rosie Jane Day is an English actress, author and playwright. She is known for her roles as Mary Hawkins in the Starz series Outlander and Sarah Jessica Parker's character's daughter in the comedy film All Roads Lead to Rome. She starred as Tina Pemberton in Sky One's Living the Dream and Sierra in the 2018 Summit Entertainment feature Down a Dark Hall.
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