{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"fact":"A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.","length":66}
{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
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{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats are usually lefties. Studies indicate that their left paw is typically their dominant paw.","length":110}
{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}
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Altenia is a genus of moths in the family Gelechiidae.
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