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Club Deportivo Calahorra is a Spanish football team based in Calahorra, in the autonomous community of La Rioja. Founded in 1946 it plays in Tercera Federación – Group 16, holding home games at the Estadio Municipal La Planilla, with a capacity of 5,000 spectators.
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