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{"type":"standard","title":"Cameroon forest tree frog","displaytitle":"Cameroon forest tree frog","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1947178","titles":{"canonical":"Cameroon_forest_tree_frog","normalized":"Cameroon forest tree frog","display":"Cameroon forest tree frog"},"pageid":12382573,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3a/Cameroon_Forest_Treefrog_%28Leptopelis_brevirostris%29_%287644721338%29.jpg/320px-Cameroon_Forest_Treefrog_%28Leptopelis_brevirostris%29_%287644721338%29.jpg","width":320,"height":234},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/Cameroon_Forest_Treefrog_%28Leptopelis_brevirostris%29_%287644721338%29.jpg","width":2536,"height":1856},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1142996059","tid":"b4465d8e-bb45-11ed-8992-d44c948968f4","timestamp":"2023-03-05T11:05:57Z","description":"Species of amphibian","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameroon_forest_tree_frog","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameroon_forest_tree_frog?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameroon_forest_tree_frog?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cameroon_forest_tree_frog"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameroon_forest_tree_frog","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Cameroon_forest_tree_frog","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameroon_forest_tree_frog?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cameroon_forest_tree_frog"}},"extract":"The Cameroon forest tree frog is a species of frog in the family Arthroleptidae. It is found in southern Nigeria, Cameroon, Equatorial Guinea, and Gabon. It is expected to occur in southwestern Central African Republic and in the Republic of the Congo, but no records have been confirmed from those countries.","extract_html":"
The Cameroon forest tree frog is a species of frog in the family Arthroleptidae. It is found in southern Nigeria, Cameroon, Equatorial Guinea, and Gabon. It is expected to occur in southwestern Central African Republic and in the Republic of the Congo, but no records have been confirmed from those countries.
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